ext_18596 ([identity profile] admnaismith.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] xenologer 2009-03-12 04:19 am (UTC)


Bring it on!

Seems to me, maybe the only thing that will make Obama MORE of a superstar than he is now will be if he becomes the guy who took down Chuck Norris.

Then we'll be making fun Obama "badass" factoids:

"Like Chuck Norris, Barack Obama's tears can cure cancer. Unlike Chuck norris, Obama will do what it takes to cure cancer, without worrying about the effect on his precious macho image."

"James Bond has a license to kill. Barack Obama has a learner's permit."

"River Tam can kill a ship full of reavers. But Barack Obama...can talk them down!"

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