It's true, I can feel them from here.

I attract pompous know-it-alls who feel the need to argue with me about shit I have degrees in and they don't. And then when I have no patience with that nonsense, whine about how mean and rude I am to them. At least, that's what I had a run-in with today. Dude quoted Wikipedia at me. Yes, he did.

I'll trade my pompous trifler for your Nice Guy. Or not. Maybe we could just lead them both into the swamp and leave them there for the alligators.