xenologer: (ooh!)
xenologer ([personal profile] xenologer) wrote2010-09-24 11:39 pm

What our evenings are like.

"We will not survive in this apartment without locomotion," Brian says, after I tried to convince him that I cannot get up and make food, because I am sessile now.

He offered to go make rice, since now that I am sessile he must provide for all my needs.

I told him no, because I want him to be sessile too.

Evidently this would result in our deaths.