xenologer: (ooh!)
"We will not survive in this apartment without locomotion," Brian says, after I tried to convince him that I cannot get up and make food, because I am sessile now.

He offered to go make rice, since now that I am sessile he must provide for all my needs.

I told him no, because I want him to be sessile too.

Evidently this would result in our deaths.
xenologer: (arggghh)
So I GMed until past one, and have to leave for work at quarter to ten. This is fine, and allows more or less enough time for sleep.

That is, unless someone sits in the parking lot just before dawn laying on their horn for twenty minutes for no discernible reason. Car was just sitting there idling going BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP for that whole time. One of my neighbors shouted out the window that they needed to knock it the fuck off because people are trying to sleep, and when someone eventually got out of the car, she made him go back and talk to whoever was in the driver's seat. The noise stopped for a few minutes, but was replaced by loud music (and when your music is as loud to people in nearby apartments as your car horn was, your music is too fucking loud).

The horn beeped a few more times, and eventually after a while the car left. I still have no idea what the fuck they were attempting to accomplish by that, other than seeing how long it takes for someone to put a rock through their car window.

*sigh*
xenologer: (arggghh)
So I GMed until past one, and have to leave for work at quarter to ten. This is fine, and allows more or less enough time for sleep.

That is, unless someone sits in the parking lot just before dawn laying on their horn for twenty minutes for no discernible reason. Car was just sitting there idling going BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP for that whole time. One of my neighbors shouted out the window that they needed to knock it the fuck off because people are trying to sleep, and when someone eventually got out of the car, she made him go back and talk to whoever was in the driver's seat. The noise stopped for a few minutes, but was replaced by loud music (and when your music is as loud to people in nearby apartments as your car horn was, your music is too fucking loud).

The horn beeped a few more times, and eventually after a while the car left. I still have no idea what the fuck they were attempting to accomplish by that, other than seeing how long it takes for someone to put a rock through their car window.

*sigh*
xenologer: (arggghh)
So I GMed until past one, and have to leave for work at quarter to ten. This is fine, and allows more or less enough time for sleep.

That is, unless someone sits in the parking lot just before dawn laying on their horn for twenty minutes for no discernible reason. Car was just sitting there idling going BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP for that whole time. One of my neighbors shouted out the window that they needed to knock it the fuck off because people are trying to sleep, and when someone eventually got out of the car, she made him go back and talk to whoever was in the driver's seat. The noise stopped for a few minutes, but was replaced by loud music (and when your music is as loud to people in nearby apartments as your car horn was, your music is too fucking loud).

The horn beeped a few more times, and eventually after a while the car left. I still have no idea what the fuck they were attempting to accomplish by that, other than seeing how long it takes for someone to put a rock through their car window.

*sigh*

Hahaha

Jun. 12th, 2009 11:33 pm
xenologer: (aaaah)
Okay, one. Our wall is full of BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Solitary wasps, my ass. Probably a whole brood of them hatching in there, and only just coming out now. Well guess what, kids! Mom's not here to protect you. The two I shoo'd out the door like a nice human may be the only ones to get out alive, unless there's an opening to the outdoors that they can use to FLEE THE GENOCIDE.

Two. Epic is occurring. If I adore you, you know who you are.

Three. GAY PRIDE PARADE TOMORROW YAY. I hope I can get down there. I've missed it every year and want to go support The Homosexual Agenda (TM). Man, out all day. Jeez. *whips out the SPF 50*

Four. BEEEEEEES.

Hahaha

Jun. 12th, 2009 11:33 pm
xenologer: (aaaah)
Okay, one. Our wall is full of BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Solitary wasps, my ass. Probably a whole brood of them hatching in there, and only just coming out now. Well guess what, kids! Mom's not here to protect you. The two I shoo'd out the door like a nice human may be the only ones to get out alive, unless there's an opening to the outdoors that they can use to FLEE THE GENOCIDE.

Two. Epic is occurring. If I adore you, you know who you are.

Three. GAY PRIDE PARADE TOMORROW YAY. I hope I can get down there. I've missed it every year and want to go support The Homosexual Agenda (TM). Man, out all day. Jeez. *whips out the SPF 50*

Four. BEEEEEEES.

Hahaha

Jun. 12th, 2009 11:33 pm
xenologer: (aaaah)
Okay, one. Our wall is full of BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Solitary wasps, my ass. Probably a whole brood of them hatching in there, and only just coming out now. Well guess what, kids! Mom's not here to protect you. The two I shoo'd out the door like a nice human may be the only ones to get out alive, unless there's an opening to the outdoors that they can use to FLEE THE GENOCIDE.

Two. Epic is occurring. If I adore you, you know who you are.

Three. GAY PRIDE PARADE TOMORROW YAY. I hope I can get down there. I've missed it every year and want to go support The Homosexual Agenda (TM). Man, out all day. Jeez. *whips out the SPF 50*

Four. BEEEEEEES.

Weekend

May. 11th, 2009 11:05 am
xenologer: (cry yourself to sleep)
As some of you may have seen on [profile] archmage_brian 's journal, we don't have internet at the new place, so we've been somewhat out of touch with many of you for the better part of a week.

This weekend... fuck. Kinda shitty. More so because it was four days long, and each of them were elating in the same ways, and simultaneously crushingly disappointing for one or the other of us. More details on a private entry, but suffice it to say... compared to this weekend, entering name after name after name into Excel is a wild fucking hootenanny, and the hours at work are flying by as I just sit and type.

I'll explain stuff later.

Weekend

May. 11th, 2009 11:05 am
xenologer: (cry yourself to sleep)
As some of you may have seen on [profile] archmage_brian 's journal, we don't have internet at the new place, so we've been somewhat out of touch with many of you for the better part of a week.

This weekend... fuck. Kinda shitty. More so because it was four days long, and each of them were elating in the same ways, and simultaneously crushingly disappointing for one or the other of us. More details on a private entry, but suffice it to say... compared to this weekend, entering name after name after name into Excel is a wild fucking hootenanny, and the hours at work are flying by as I just sit and type.

I'll explain stuff later.

Weekend

May. 11th, 2009 11:05 am
xenologer: (cry yourself to sleep)
As some of you may have seen on [profile] archmage_brian 's journal, we don't have internet at the new place, so we've been somewhat out of touch with many of you for the better part of a week.

This weekend... fuck. Kinda shitty. More so because it was four days long, and each of them were elating in the same ways, and simultaneously crushingly disappointing for one or the other of us. More details on a private entry, but suffice it to say... compared to this weekend, entering name after name after name into Excel is a wild fucking hootenanny, and the hours at work are flying by as I just sit and type.

I'll explain stuff later.

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