Feb. 4th, 2010

xenologer: (Default)
So I did the urban dictionary name meme thing for "Ashley," and got something hilarious.

1. ashley


a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody

4. Ashley


A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable; young lady who always looks her best.

not many can handle her.

someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a fuckkk.

someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less.

She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does.

She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.

"Damn, did you see Ashley today?" "Yeah bruh, shes lookin fine as always." :]

5. Ashley


a girl who is so bored that she searches her name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the fuck."

Girl 1: You're searching your name on Urban Dictionary? What the hell is your problem?
Ashley: Shut up before I kill you.


6. Ashley


A person that likes to randomly get pissed at you for no reason.

*Ashley gets angry cause she cant find her rubber*
John: haha calm down
Ashley: Stop fucking telling me to calm down! You tell me to calm down for no reason when im not even angry.
John: fuck bro you need anger managment.
xenologer: (Default)
So I did the urban dictionary name meme thing for "Ashley," and got something hilarious.

1. ashley


a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody

4. Ashley


A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable; young lady who always looks her best.

not many can handle her.

someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a fuckkk.

someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less.

She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does.

She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.

"Damn, did you see Ashley today?" "Yeah bruh, shes lookin fine as always." :]

5. Ashley


a girl who is so bored that she searches her name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the fuck."

Girl 1: You're searching your name on Urban Dictionary? What the hell is your problem?
Ashley: Shut up before I kill you.


6. Ashley


A person that likes to randomly get pissed at you for no reason.

*Ashley gets angry cause she cant find her rubber*
John: haha calm down
Ashley: Stop fucking telling me to calm down! You tell me to calm down for no reason when im not even angry.
John: fuck bro you need anger managment.
xenologer: (Default)
So I did the urban dictionary name meme thing for "Ashley," and got something hilarious.

1. ashley


a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody

4. Ashley


A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable; young lady who always looks her best.

not many can handle her.

someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a fuckkk.

someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less.

She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does.

She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.

"Damn, did you see Ashley today?" "Yeah bruh, shes lookin fine as always." :]

5. Ashley


a girl who is so bored that she searches her name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the fuck."

Girl 1: You're searching your name on Urban Dictionary? What the hell is your problem?
Ashley: Shut up before I kill you.


6. Ashley


A person that likes to randomly get pissed at you for no reason.

*Ashley gets angry cause she cant find her rubber*
John: haha calm down
Ashley: Stop fucking telling me to calm down! You tell me to calm down for no reason when im not even angry.
John: fuck bro you need anger managment.

Tired.

Feb. 4th, 2010 10:36 pm
xenologer: (cocky Kamina)
Work was unusually difficult today. I kept expecting the Elite Beat Agents to show up any fucking second.

Yes. It was that bad.

Ah, well. I know I'm good at this, so I just have to hang in there. Last week's paid vacation will be on this week's paycheck, so I know on Wednesday I'll at least be getting a few hundred dollars.

I just have to keep telling myself, "If it wasn't hard, I wouldn't be doing it."

Just remember! Consumer rights advocates: we go without so you don't have to. *sigh*

Tired.

Feb. 4th, 2010 10:36 pm
xenologer: (cocky Kamina)
Work was unusually difficult today. I kept expecting the Elite Beat Agents to show up any fucking second.

Yes. It was that bad.

Ah, well. I know I'm good at this, so I just have to hang in there. Last week's paid vacation will be on this week's paycheck, so I know on Wednesday I'll at least be getting a few hundred dollars.

I just have to keep telling myself, "If it wasn't hard, I wouldn't be doing it."

Just remember! Consumer rights advocates: we go without so you don't have to. *sigh*

Tired.

Feb. 4th, 2010 10:36 pm
xenologer: (cocky Kamina)
Work was unusually difficult today. I kept expecting the Elite Beat Agents to show up any fucking second.

Yes. It was that bad.

Ah, well. I know I'm good at this, so I just have to hang in there. Last week's paid vacation will be on this week's paycheck, so I know on Wednesday I'll at least be getting a few hundred dollars.

I just have to keep telling myself, "If it wasn't hard, I wouldn't be doing it."

Just remember! Consumer rights advocates: we go without so you don't have to. *sigh*

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