Last night I had this dream.

I had a dream last night.

I had a dream that I had like a little pimple or something on the bottom edge of my lower lip. One of those white-topped ones, right? So I say to myself I says, "Self, we can pop that."

(This is starting out well, right?)

So I set about this task and I realize that what I'm seeing is not actually a little film of skin over pimple innards at all.

It's the edge of a very small fingernail.

I squeeze and slowly the nail crowns and I see a whole nail bed and it turns out there's a finger in there.

I let go and it sucks back in and disappears.

Then I told my buddy (burlesque name: Gentleman Jack) about it and he laughed at me.

That was my dream.