Hmmmm. "Erection" is a state of the penis, so the analog would be "period"*, or for "erectile dysfunction", maybe "menstrual cramps" or "yeast infection," which they do say. I'm not sure that there is such a thing as vulva envy, but there is pussy whipped, but I don't hear that one on TV much.
* - ok, so a period isn't arousal. As far as I know, they don't advertise on TV for lube or products/services intended to make it easier to get wet. Which... probably makes for even more hilarious potential commercials and vague metaphors. Like, a woman and her special friend are playing air hockey, but then the table breaks, and then they're like, "damn it, there has to be something we can do about this!" And then the KY woman happens to overhear, so she bumps the table and it starts running again, and she gives the thumbs up. "Ayyyy!" Suggestive winks are exchanged.
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Date: 2010-03-20 06:28 am (UTC)From:* - ok, so a period isn't arousal. As far as I know, they don't advertise on TV for lube or products/services intended to make it easier to get wet. Which... probably makes for even more hilarious potential commercials and vague metaphors. Like, a woman and her special friend are playing air hockey, but then the table breaks, and then they're like, "damn it, there has to be something we can do about this!" And then the KY woman happens to overhear, so she bumps the table and it starts running again, and she gives the thumbs up. "Ayyyy!" Suggestive winks are exchanged.