"They have the ability to paintbrush themselves into whatever will match their surroundings. They do it so often they probably wouldn't be able to recognize a photograph of their own skin."
"Chris. I hope you found a lesson somewhere in all of this. I am just sorry that Rihanna had to be your fortune cookie: broken so you can learn something you should have already have KNOWN."
"He loves hip-hop more than his own reflection. And it's kind of scary, like watching your little brother fall in love with a girl who plays target practice with his emotions." And that's not even the best part. It's just a pithy part.
"And I'm clumsy. Yesterday I tripped over my self-esteem, and landed on my pride and it shattered like an iPhone with a broken face and now I can't even tell who's trying to give me a compliment."