I picked the wrong week...

So, y'know how the ancient oracles who had such amazing prophetic powers (Oracle of Delphi, the Sibyl, etc.) were sitting over natural gas vents that made them see crazy shit?

Turns out it's the same high you get from sniffing glue.

Come on, you crazy Pagans! Where are you when I need you? The future is within our grasp! You bring the glue, I'll bring the bags, and we'll huff our way to mystical glory!

I love how seriously the History Channel is taking this. We're absolutely cracking up over here.

I picked the wrong week...

So, y'know how the ancient oracles who had such amazing prophetic powers (Oracle of Delphi, the Sibyl, etc.) were sitting over natural gas vents that made them see crazy shit?

Turns out it's the same high you get from sniffing glue.

Come on, you crazy Pagans! Where are you when I need you? The future is within our grasp! You bring the glue, I'll bring the bags, and we'll huff our way to mystical glory!

I love how seriously the History Channel is taking this. We're absolutely cracking up over here.

I picked the wrong week...

So, y'know how the ancient oracles who had such amazing prophetic powers (Oracle of Delphi, the Sibyl, etc.) were sitting over natural gas vents that made them see crazy shit?

Turns out it's the same high you get from sniffing glue.

Come on, you crazy Pagans! Where are you when I need you? The future is within our grasp! You bring the glue, I'll bring the bags, and we'll huff our way to mystical glory!

I love how seriously the History Channel is taking this. We're absolutely cracking up over here.