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THIS IS TWICE NOW TODAY THAT MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED BY MAYONNAISE
GOD DAMN IT. They put this shit on burgers, on chicken sandwiches, people put it on fries, and of course it's always the insipid fast food restaurant kind that tastes and feels far more like Astroglide than eggs, creating a situation of such irreparable despair that it opens a portal to hell to surround itself with the spirits of the vengeful unquiet dead.
FUCKING MAYONNAISE
GOD DAMN IT. They put this shit on burgers, on chicken sandwiches, people put it on fries, and of course it's always the insipid fast food restaurant kind that tastes and feels far more like Astroglide than eggs, creating a situation of such irreparable despair that it opens a portal to hell to surround itself with the spirits of the vengeful unquiet dead.
FUCKING MAYONNAISE
